[NOTE: This software requires System 6.0.7 or later.]
An election season special from the people who brought you SimBush: The Digital Candidate, and SimPiglet: The Electronic Potbellied Pig.
This shocking computer simulation is based on actual recordings of a secret erotic liason between President George Bush and an unknown female who is obviously not his wife. Unfortunately, the original tapes have mysteriously disappeared, so it is history's great fortune that this simulation is available. Several distinct phases of the clandestine encounter were documented and programmed into the simulation. You may select the phase you wish to study from a menu (it is suggested that you begin at Level 1 and gradually increase the intensity up to Level 5; you will note that the President's level of vocal participation is directly proportional to his illicit partner's level of arousal, and so is most apparent at the highest settings).
Anyone who actually takes the time to try this thing out is earnestly requested to drop me a line with reactions, suggestions, etc., at Internet address ccmlh@bu-it.bu.edu.
